some funnies
*today as I was on the bus, a lady smoking a cigarette got on the bus with a bag full of fanny packs to support clean air day and give everyone a special gift of love.
*Today, as I was standing in a group of people we were talking about bands and this one guy was going on and on and on and so this other guy just went off and started talking about this unreal band and the other guy totally played in, he was just like oh they are the shit oh my god and we started crcking up cuz he made it all up
*So I was walking dowtown with a couple of people on our lunch break and suddenly this guy comes up and he starts talking about birds that talk to him and his wife, he was going on in detail about how a little bird had been sent from heaven to save him and I was like thank god i'm not tweeking anymore
*DON'T CALL ME UNIT 91 RADIO, DON'T CALL ME RADIO UNIT 91
the other day my brother saw a bottle of Don Veijo tequilla (resposada) and he started going on about who was the guy with the afro, and if you know what kinda alky that is, you know its a hat and I thought it was pretty funny
Interview With TECH9
This interview was conducted by former RJ member MK sometime around
late-May, early-June we believe. It was conducted before a Tech N9ne
concert that MK attended. Respect the gangsta!
*MCL to Juggaloz n'Juggalettes
for this fresh interview*
MK: First off, what does the number 66888 46993 mean. I mean, it's in
a lot of your songs, and you speak about it a lot...so what exactly
is it?
Tech N9ne: Yeah I say that in just about all my songs, but its NNUTT
HOWZE on the phone, which stands for "New Nautical Un-Tamable
Techniques" which was what we were called when we first started, back
in the day when my voice was all squeaky and I rapped all deep.
MK: That's how you also rapped on Sway and Tech, as well as back when
you did Gang Related?
Tech N9ne: Yeah, as time progresses, so does my style. I feel like I
get better and better as time goes on, and my style is a reflection
of that.
MK: Yeah you can really tell the difference between albums and their
progression
Tech N9ne: The albums are resulted from each other, like most people
tell me they like Anghellic more than Absolute Power due to it being
more intimate and personal. I mean Anghellic is a look into my life
and my struggles, whereas Absolute Power is a result of Anghellic,
with Anghellic came more shows, partying, and thats why Absolute
Power is more up and not as deep and personal as Anghellic.
MK: On Absolute Power's intro, there is a part at the end where you
just trail off into this odd rant that no one can understand, what
the hell were you sayin'?
Tech N9ne: Oh oh..that was me saying some shit at the end and then
they flipped it around and it sounded like i was saying "YEH I GOT A
NEW ALBUM COMIN'", so we left it like that, so it sounds that way
when you listen to the CD
MK: So what about a new album, whats the word if any on that?
Tech N9ne: Yeah yeah...its gonna come, but I mean not till this tour
is over. It's a 38 city tour, but they keep adding dates to it, so
who knows when it'll be done, but yeah when it is...the new album is
gonna be made, its called "EVERREADY: The Religion" meaning I feel
like I'm as ready as I'll ever be, and my words will be the religion.
I am already in talks though. I talked to Pharell of the Neptunes, so
we're gonna do a track, a couple a weeks ago in Des Moines when we
were in Iowa, I talked to a few of the Slipknot guys, so that'll be
tight. Eminem's gonna be on it, and prolly a few more, it'll be nice.
MK: Now what about the Twiztid track...how did that go?
Tech N9ne: Well, they only gave me 8 bars to work with, but I killed
that shit. The whole track is dope, Serial Killaz, it's good shit.
MK: Must've been kinda different, I mean Twiztid isn't your normal
rap...
Tech N9ne: Actually, I felt like I fit in. I got the track from them,
and I did my thing on it, and I killed that shit in 8 bars.
 Click here to visit horrorcore.com. It is one of the freshest sites around for psychopathic related music Interview with Brother Lynch
MMFCL to Horrorcore
Brotha Lynch Hung was born as Kevin Mann on January 23rd,1966. He was born in Sacramento, California. Two decades later he would infect the world with the siccness. Horrorcore.com speaks with what many see as one of the genres founding fathers in the Wicked Shit.
Many people think of three people, when it comes to the creation of horrorcore. Esham, Ganksta Nip, and Brotha Lynch Hung. How did you get started spitting the rip gut shit that you are widley known for today?
I like meat, and I feel like Hannabal Lecter, so I talk about what I know. Rip gut cannibal shit. I've talked to Esham about doing tracks before. We just never got together to do anything..
When Season of the Siccness dropped, it was probably the most offensive and controversial album ever to come out at the time I know you've said it wasnt a classic, but it left a pretty big impact. When Season dropped, Black Market put out Loaded and your style changed, and then Ced Sing released what he could get his hands on and a lot of it sounded like Loaded sounded. Many people are waiting for you to come back with material that sounds just as sick as Season, is this the route your going to go now that your able to release your own shit?
We just got through a case with Ced and everything came out good. My sytle is Siccmade. I'll stay sicc. I'll never go backwards even though I admit the new shit is more towards Season. I got a surprise for my fans though. I cant speak on it now. Watch though.
You have just released an album The Plauge with Doomsday on August 20th how did it feel hookin up with them again?
It always feels cool to hook up with them. I love mutha fuckas who ride wit the sicc shit. Like Mars. If hes sicc, I'm down to ride.
For the past view years we have heard about Midevil, and Lynch By Lynch being finished. Are you still planning on releasing them on
Siccmade, or do you plan on doing another project starting from scratch?
Lynch By Inch will be out Jan of 2003, Midevil had some songs took from the studio so we're recreating it. I've been in the studio everyday.
This past year, Sicx was locked up on pending charges, and X-Raided is still doing his term. I know the three of you were close growing up, but many of our readers are confused as to if they are your brothers or just close homies from way back? What are your feelings on their situations?
Man, I really wish they didn't get locked up because we would have took over the west coast. Me and Sicx are cousins. They got caught up, so I ride alone.
People think offensive lyrics, controversial content are unmarketable, but if anything the controversy brings more sales. You have been in the news and on Leeza and all of that, with the media trying to knock you, but in reality their hyping your shit up. Its always been about trying to make people talk about you bad or good, do you think controversy has been helpful to your career?
You know what? I was selling my albums really good before I was on Leeza, but I do believe conroversy always sells. I'll tell you somthing else though, I never rely on it.
I appreciate hookin up with me for this shit, Horrorcore.com will always show love for Sac and the rip gut shit. Is there anything you wanna say to the fans?
The siccest is yet to come in the next 4 albums. Look for my new movie in the future "Before The Casket". Log onto Evildooinz.com to get details about all I'm doing right now. Thank you for the opportunity.
 This interview was conducted by Jon Staseno. Big thanks to GhettoSideBurns and Stasia Collins for the interview.
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thanks to horrorcore once again for this interview with monoxide!!!! MCL guys
I sat down with Monoxide of Twiztid backstage at the Masquerade in Atlanta, with chants of Blaze and Twiztid growing louder from the waiting crowd of Juggalos. But the truly sick fucks where down stairs dancing badly to some tired 80s music.
Q: This tour is about to wrap up, what you got planned for after, do a little studio work, or sit back and smoke up some profits?
A: Well defiantly smoke, but we got the fucking gathering in July thats the 13th, 14th and 15th, then were going out on the last leg of Freekshow.
Q: How long you guys stay out on each leg of your tour?
A: We dont stay out too long, that drives people crazy, we try to keep at least some type of fucking sanity on the road, cause we know this is where its at, we dont get radio, we dont get MTV, so we got to stay on the road, well do fucking 8 weeks go home for 2 weeks come out for 8 weeks go home, do it like that, so that way you keep reality with you, you get very far from reality on the road.
Q: You ever heard of Judah Bauer,
A: No, never.
Q: The lady who hired me for this interview wanted to challenge one of you guys to a green Jell-O wrestling match, either of you up for that?
A: Yeah Madrox would wrestle the shit outta her, hed be down with the Jell-O too, well get that party started.
Q: What about House of Krazees: how has your style progressed since back then?
A: The style hadnt changed, the quality of it is a lot better, but were on the same crazy shit were on back then, one less motherfucker in the group and the names different, new management, but as far as what me and Madrox talk about is the same. Were actually getting sued by our old manager, you know typical music shit, sit back and wait, cause we left outta contract, thats what hes saying, when in fact he was like "I cant do this anymore, I dont want to do it anymore", so he stepped out and we started this and started to blow up and get some money. But it cost so much money to fight it in court, they say its would cost at least a quarter million, so were going to settle outta court and purchase the entire back catalogue of "House". Then were going to go through, remaster um all and put um out in volumes. We always tell people dont buy it, dont buy it till we put it out, cause your just putting money in some fucking snake ass ninjas pocket. We try to tell people to wait just wait.
Q: How long till you can start putting out some House stuff?
A: Itll be a little bit, this lawsuit bullshit takes at least 6 months to a year, but itll be out, by the time our next album comes out, that will probably be the releases of that.
Q: Are you going to throw some House of Krazees tracks on a Twiztid album?
A: We put it on cryptic collection so people get a little bit of the flavor, so they understand that we didnt come outta no where, that we been doing this shit for 10 years, we been around for a while, thats all wed use it for, cause theres some diehard Juggalos that want to know everything, we dont want to release everything, so now well go through and fucking hand pick it all, all the shit we think they should hear.
Q: Have you heard of Mad Insanity? I think they are going to be the next House Of Krazees they have a pretty nice following, you guys should hook up for a track.
A: They were backstage at one of our shows in San Francisco with Mastamind. I didnt get to talk with them at all. Ive heard about them.
Q: You ever try to eat some human flesh?
A: I defiantly would, fuck yeah, 100%!!!
Q: Just outta nowhere or for survival?
A: Defiantly for survival, but if I was high off some good shit, I dont know
I been known to bite a women a little too hard, draw some blood, dont know if that counts, but if I had to: Fuck yeah! Serve it up!
Q: If you had your choice whod you BBQ up?
A: Just to get um outta the game, boy how big is my bbq pit? It only fits one? Right off the top of my head, maybe Madrox, nah thatd be some shit, If I was going to eat someone I would have to eat my own. Nah, dog: I would like to throw the fucking president on there, but it wouldnt do me no justice cause I couldnt just burn him up and take his spot. I think the question would be if I could switch spots with somebody that would be him, let me run the country for one week I want to see how hard that shit really is.
I want to see why they couldnt just say, if you raise the price of gas one more cent were going to have problems, shut it down. And put limits on shit, and old people you know how crazy that shit is? Old people got to pay for their prescriptions, its like the older you get the more worthless your life is. Thats why people are afraid to get old, cause they see how the old are treated, so motherfuckers are like: "If I live I live, and if I dont I dont!" Who wants to get old and just sit in the house and be sick all the fucking time? Id rather go out in a blaze of glory! Fuck it--the world is a sick place run by a bunch of sick individuals and if they going to let that crazy motherfucker do it, might as well let me do it.
 "The Plan"
By: Blaze Ya Dead Homie
It was July 3rd, 1987 and 4 friends had gathered at a home on the
eastside located conveniently next to the local liquor store. The
house belonged to Rufus Bing, and on the porch sat his eldest son
Red, an three of his friends, James, Dre, and Stone. Red the eldest
of five boys in the Bing family, was the only one to remain with his
father after his mom n' pops had gotten a divorce. This is where he
grew up and his friends were. James was a tall lengthy kid about 6-7"
who played basketball in high school, and had a full ride scholarship
to a major college, but he couldn't shake his drinking problem, so he
sort of dropped out. Dre was Red's cousin that grew up only four
houses away from him. Dre wasn't the type for school, in fact he
opted for the streets instead, but who could blame em', he was raking
in a lot of dough, as the neighborhood pharmaceutical doctor. This
muthafucka had his game locked up tight, his sister worked at the
local drug store, and there wasn't a prescription pill that she
couldn't get for him. Stone was the smartest of the four in terms of
grades an stuff, he graduated as class valedictorian, with plans on
attending college where he could major in criminal law, and minor in
psychology. He would seem very different then any of his friends, for
that simple fact alone, but they all had the love for one thing that
would bring them together, and that was that 40oz.
Every evening during the summer, the guys would meet over at Red's
house an plan out the evening, which usually consisted of drinking a
couple 40's, and hollering at all the hoes that would frequent the
liquor store. The night started out as any other, but ended very
differently. James was the first to show up at about 6:00pm. Red had
been waiting and greeted his homie with a 40 of Mickey's. He already
pounded one 40oz, and was halfway thru his second by the time Dre
rolled in at 7:15pm. When Dre arrived he immediately cracked his 40
and asked Red and James if they had heard from Stone today. He
explained that he had gotten a call from Stone saying that he had
finished some calculations, and was on to phase three of his plan.
Both Red and James look dumbfounded as if they had not a single clue
of what Dre was talking about. So all three of the friends waited
patiently for there fourth homie to arrive, occasionally taking turns
making trips to the store, for blunts and brews. It was 7:53pm when
Stone finally put his face on the scene.
He was coming from the club, he had been frequenting for the last two
weeks, and he was more then a lil tipsy, by the time he made it to
the porch. Dre greeted Stone with a blunt, James cracked him a 40oz,
and Red who was already three quarters thru his third 40, blurted
out, what's up with this plan you got, man? Stone took a sip of his
40oz, hit the blunt a couple times, and started to explain his
fascination with the club in the last couple of weeks. He asked his
friends if they had remembered, Mark from Sunlo street, it seems he
was recently released from the county and he liked to club, a lot.
Each of the friends looked at Stone like who could forget, that name,
Mark is one of the reasons that they were such good friends today.
Back in the day, Mark was the neighborhood hard-ass. He seemed like a
monster compared, to any of the other kids, and he didn't mind having
that image. He was known for checking kids pockets, and if you
weren't trying to give up your bread, you were definitely getting
your ass beat, and giving it up. Well, needless to say all four of
the guys have had there own personal run ins with Mark, all ending
with beatings, until the day they met.
Years had passed, and Mark was in and out of jail, but Stone always
said that one day they would meet again. Today was that day, and
Stone had plotted his revenge. The plan was simple, Mark arrives at
the club at 8:40pm every night, and leaves when the lights are out.
That's when they would strike, and put his fucking lights out! All
that was left to be decided was there alibi.
After a few more drinks, they headed out in Red's 85' Silver Caprice
Classic, on there way to the club. They arrived at 1:27am, and the
club was still jumping off the hook, girls were everywhere, the music
was loud enough to hear two blocks away, and not a single sign of the
5-0. They parked in the back, and were instantly spotted by Dee-nut,
an old fool from down the block, who made his way over to the ride.
Dee-nut was this old school knucklehead, who stood too close to the speaker stack at one to many Boogie Down Production shows. Now, with his hearing being that of an 80 year old man, he would always talk
louder then everybody else just to hear himself speak. Dee-nut came to the ride with a pre-role of that sticky, an took a seat in the back of the Caprice. He said, he had a couple a hoes in the club, but
dipped out to smoke the blunt, he needed a light n' that's when he
spotted them. He was always good for a laugh, so they smoked a blunt
n' listened to Dee-nut explain what they just missed fifteen minutes
ago. It seems two big ass muthafuckaz rolled thru n' snatched some dude right up out his seat at the club, n' dragged his ass to the trunk of their car. The funny thing was, the whole time, one of the guys kept calling the dude they was dragging, Mary, n' the other one
was slapping him on the head with a blackjack. The crazy thing was
that nobody seem to even care, it was like the dude they grabbed was the devil himself, cause the music didn't stop, and people kept dancing like they were waiting for that shit to happen. All you heard in the car was laughter, an all you could see was clouds of smoke. Dee-nut said he never did find out who they dragged out the club, but
somehow he knew his four lil' homies, did.
THE END
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Blaze.. thats scary as shit..
I am out
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